Saturday, July 10, 2010

Timelines

Saturday, July 10, 7:28 am

Dear Diary,


Shit. E-bay purchase of Billy Baldwin Remembers just arrived. All the lady bloggers love him---I thought he worked with Stephen Gambrel. When I posted that I interned for him one summer (I once spent a week in August painting a room with brown high gloss paint), I didn't realize he retired in the early 1970s. Now everyone will think that I'm as old as V___ V____. Damn.
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  1. AnonymousJuly 10, 2010 at 5:42 AM

    You little idiot! Quickly, you must mention that Celerie Kemble and Lulu de Kwiatkowski were your besties in college.

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  2. Visual VampJuly 10, 2010 at 8:05 AM

    I am 100 years old and demand your respect. Actually scratch that. I don't give a flying fuck anymore.
    xo xo

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  3. Mrs. BlandingsJuly 13, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    Mrs. Blandly - I am hereby serving notice that I have any and all derivatives of the word "bland" copyrighted.

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