tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5609331613475955790.post7831832672306773379..comments2019-07-07T11:41:29.571-07:00Comments on Lady Blah Blah's Diary: A Summer at the SpaLady Blah Blahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16588782463630274649noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5609331613475955790.post-75761188389563166932010-08-11T18:26:07.866-07:002010-08-11T18:26:07.866-07:00Vascular is a dirty rotten identity thief!!!
Or my...Vascular is a dirty rotten identity thief!!!<br />Or my long lost twin sister.<br />xo xoVisual Vamphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17703228111473936714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5609331613475955790.post-81748967603667213852010-08-11T16:53:09.051-07:002010-08-11T16:53:09.051-07:00omg. polka lessons. i wish i was that funny.omg. polka lessons. i wish i was that funny.cotedetexashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06421509668956556785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5609331613475955790.post-54612559871876647912010-08-10T19:13:25.411-07:002010-08-10T19:13:25.411-07:00Dear Vascular,
Lady Blah Blah hates to have to r...Dear Vascular, <br /><br />Lady Blah Blah hates to have to remind another lady blogger of lady blogging manners, but please remember that it is downright tacky to hi-jack the comment section with what is, in essence, an uninvited guest post. God dammit, whatever happened to mother-fucking good taste and decorum.Lady Blah Blahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16588782463630274649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5609331613475955790.post-47922236767769063872010-08-10T17:46:31.930-07:002010-08-10T17:46:31.930-07:00None of the young, pre-menopausal bloggers seem to...None of the young, pre-menopausal bloggers seem to realize that<b>I</b> am the pioneer here. Without me you all are nothing. I have done it all: childhood dance prodigy, Warhol party girl, rock star with a famous band, and now Senior Designer at the important decor/retail centre Felch. It is true that as part of my duties as Senior Designer, I on occasion sell my Clients foo-dog key rings. And take out the trash, and clean the toilets. But make no mistake: I am a Designer. With Clients. Unlike that H...<br /><br />Getting back to my New York days: Of course I was the Darling of the Warhol set. And Mapplethorpe begged me--BEGGED me--to pose nude for him, with a pair of giant swans, to symbolize the AIDS crisis. And of course I was BFFs with all the greats: Andy, Bianca, Liza, Nureyev... I would ride into Studio 54 on a pure white mare. They would throw rose petals down on me, while all around, the golden boys would clap and clap, under the spinning mirrored ball...<br /><br />When I left New York, I was a broken thing: Sad, used up, loved too much. And then one day I wandered into a YWCA, and I ended up taking a polka lesson, and my Real Began...<br /><br />More to come.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12792156983141940149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5609331613475955790.post-80628709650374891482010-08-10T12:05:59.843-07:002010-08-10T12:05:59.843-07:00May I hire you to educate the anon camel toe troll...May I hire you to educate the anon camel toe trolls who regularly stalk me? It will mean a trip to Los Angeles and New York, but I will gladly pay your expenses.<br />Big Bertha needs to become one of us and start her own lady blog. But perhaps she can't read or write. She could just shop lift pictures like we all do and post them sans words.<br />xo xoVisual Vamphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17703228111473936714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5609331613475955790.post-341190443231636472010-08-09T18:50:17.923-07:002010-08-09T18:50:17.923-07:00Bon jour Joni. I always say, "let your hater...Bon jour Joni. I always say, "let your haters be motivators" ---especially when they motivate you to beat an anon troll bitch down.Lady Blah Blahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16588782463630274649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5609331613475955790.post-18104783325709405232010-08-09T16:09:37.703-07:002010-08-09T16:09:37.703-07:00seagrass and ironstone????? actually the correct ...seagrass and ironstone????? actually the correct pair are slipcovers and seagrass. S&S. Better than S&M. And that crazy bitch lives in NJ not Atlanta. She hates my mother in law's flannel pajamas too. Just ask her.cotedetexashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06421509668956556785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5609331613475955790.post-39405037421515499452010-08-09T06:23:32.884-07:002010-08-09T06:23:32.884-07:00Thank you so much for the bead wearing tips. As f...Thank you so much for the bead wearing tips. As for the rest, I learned long ago that nothing washes down vicodin like a splash (or two) of vodka. Bon Monday--J'adore.Lady Blah Blahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16588782463630274649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5609331613475955790.post-84948254738485075272010-08-08T21:05:54.869-07:002010-08-08T21:05:54.869-07:00You poor darling. Wondering if you match your bea...You poor darling. Wondering if you match your beads to the ink if it might blend better. Also, after wearing them for a long time they tend to make my neck ache a bit. Popping a few vicodin seems to do the trick. Never mind that bothersome warning about combining with alcohol; that's for sissies.Mrs. Blandingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06402207636108999627noreply@blogger.com